anybodygotamatch:

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.
-Elizabeth Taylor
thenastygal:

bring on the weekend
thisishangingrockcomics:

Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
theblueboxboy:

Return of the Jedi’s Rancor is reborn in this funny B-Movie poster
plantedsomewherehidden:

I always lost my shit at this, always, every fucking time
truth-but-no-logic:

readymrmusic:

sexually-frustrated:

delicious-slutcake:

elegantbastard:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
rebloggling for the exact same reasons
it’s back oh my god

Omg creepy

love this hahaha

OHMYGOD. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. FUCK. CAN’T BREATHE.

hahahhahahahhahahhahaahh.thats me:3
  • my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
  • me: you mean it gets worse?